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This blog has two main things: sarcasm and ellipses... Happiness is somewhere on number 99 of the list.... (Did I lie? Ellipses!!!)

Thursday, April 7, 2011

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In relation to the stubby hands poem:

"Closer Closer. Closer. Woah, woah, woah! Space!
"{{Slide}} How are you? {{Slide away}}.
"With these stubby hands, I will take over the world!"
"Look at my fangs and tremble in utter fear! {{Show fangs.}} Oh, wait. That's a molar......
"I WILL EAT YOU! WITH A SPOON!" (which will be hard to use with these stubby hands)
"It's not that my arms are stubby-it's that the rest of me is overly-proportioned."

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